Pets: My Cats

Update 2020 : Both have departed for the big garden in the sky.


We have so many names for them I lose  count. I call them the Twats.

Perfect Husband calls them The Felons.Noor Zeb

 

or the Big Fat Stinking Cat79a9c-img-20121021-wa0000

 

or the R-tard. Very rude on so many levels, I know.05db4-img_1834These beasts are both rescue cats. HK tabbies.

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The older one, Noor is named after the Mughal Queen Noorjehan.

She has the personality of  Cartman from South Park. Spoilt, Rude and Arrogant.

She quacks instead of mewing, loves music , mainly Western Classical and likes her belly tickled as soon as we enter the door.

But cuddles are all within limits. Her time limit – before you get nipped.

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And this is the baby- Zeb.

Named after the mighty Aurangzeb, another Mughal king. Alas nothing mighty about this whiny runt of the litter.

 

My constant baby talking to him has arrested his development. He hasn’t grown as big as Noor and still behaves like a kitten. He loves cuddling. To annoying levels.

Pushy.

” you will cuddle me, I will demand you cuddle me” levels. “I will leap onto your lap while you are eating, to get cuddles”

Ugh takes the joy out of cuddling. All you want to do is fling him off. But then again we don’t and kiss him even more!